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A player went to the blackjack tables and noticed another who was winning consecutively. A player is seated at a blackjack table and has a hand of 12 when an argument is struck between the dealer and player about when to tip the dealer. The next morning his money was gone and knew it had to be his neighbour.
In order to find out where it had gone, he visited a professor who could translate sign language and brought him to his neighbours house. A friend of mine just opened a casino for canines. They can play blackjack, roulette, poker and all the casino games you can think of in the house — but they have to go outside for craps. This joke can be considered poor taste, but we all have a group of friends who would get a laugh after a few drinks.
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